"I love my new camera so much I could kiss it."
"I want to go to the school auction with you."
"You can't, it's just for adults."
"Why?"
"Because they want the grown-ups to get drunk and buy more auction stuff."
*big pause*
"But I thought our school was a Drug Free school."
"I'm done with piano."
"Did you practice for 20 minutes?"
"No, I mean I'm done forever."
"Has anybody seen that race-car-lighter-fluid-dangerous stuff that I spray on the lawnmower spark plugs when I can't start it?"
"Don't put butter on your popcorn. It will go straight to your thighs."
"Where did you hear that?"
"On SpongeBob."
1 comment:
Is it sad that I totally knew the popcorn quote from Spongebob?
I also love your camera and would kiss it if I thought it wouldn't ruin it.
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