An Open and Deeply-Thought Out Letter to Theo Epstein

Dear Theo,

Please sign him back. Please sign him back. Please sign him back. Please sign him back. Please sign him back. Please sign him back. Please sign him back. Please sign him back. Please sign him back. Please sign him back. Please sign him back. Please sign him back.

Sincerely,

The Boise, Idaho Chapter of the Thirty-Something Mommies who really really like Jason Varitek fan club