Mommy's Feeling Small

Question posed to me by my eleven year-old daughter:

"Mom, when you were little did you have to churn your own butter?"


Question posed to me by my seven year-old son:

Wilson: "What makes land mines go off when you step on them?"
Me: "I guess they have something built in them that blows them up when they get stepped on." (I know, world's lamest answer)
Wilson: "You mean like impact sensors?"
Me: "Uh, yeah, I guess so."