Eliza likes things just so. She has strong opinions for a ten year-old. (Gee, I wonder where she gets this...) Out of the blue, she rattled off a list to me this week of things that she believes ought to be banned. It included clowns, math, goth, days over 100 degrees, salad, Home Depot, the color gray, school, afros, and other random pet peeves.
Just in case you're wondering, my ban list would look like this: Clowns, Jr. High, pit bulls, junk mail, dust bunnies, Oprah, insurance deductibles, mushrooms, crazy politicians from Alaska, skin cancer, alarm clocks, Halloween, men who can't control their tempers, alarm clocks, days over 100 degrees, Glenn Beck, swimmer's ear, misunderstandings, and dog poop.
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I wasn't surprised by the conservatives, but Oprah? I'd love to hear your beef with her...
Woo hoo!! I second (almost) all of these. Did you see the crazy clip of Glenn Beck losing his mind? What a nut.
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